There's lazy... and then there's just wastefully stupid. If your company supplies you with a laptop for work, they should not have to supply you with a desktop at the office. It's a laptop. It's portable. That's what it's used for.. to take with you. Why the hell should the company put out to accomodate you if you're unwilling to properly use the equipment already supplied?

If there is anything that I hate more than stupidity, it's pseudo intellectual nonsense and the people that use it. You know what's dangerous about these people? They get a little bit of knowledge and they feel empowered to tell you what's they've learned in the most annoying way. Earlier tonight, I was with one such person. Her name is Jennifer, pronounced J'KNEE-fer. Oh freaking hell. Really? Yes.. really... *shakes head*

I'm no genius. I know this. I'll be the first to say, "who am I to judge?" This bitch though... sorry... pardon my french.. I've been drinking... this bitch... decides to be a pain in the ass the entire time. Earlier in the evening, she decides to tell the group that she doesn't have kids. She has children. *rolling my eyes* OK... stop right fucking there... really? For those not in the know, the offspring of a couple of goats is called a kid, like a baby dog is a puppy or a baby bear is a cub. Goats have kids. See what I'm saying here? Are we really trying to educate others on the alternative uses of the word kid through alienation? When the hell did words become set in stone with 1 meaning? I'll have you know that a kid is also the flesh, skin or fur of a kid. Let's not forget that it also means a human child. So what then? Do you mean to tell me that Korean people with the last name Park should change their names because a park is in reference to a piece of land used for recreation and no self respecting Korean should ever call themselves a piece of land? Let's not forget the all those Asians named Ho. They should change their name because it's indecent or some bullshit. While we're fucking at it... Spanish speakers... can't say black anymore... don't even think about... negro isn't a color. It's an English word only. It never existed in Spanish. It was created by the white man to talk about black people or people of African decent. Fight the power! Sorry Joey (my friend), I don't want to refer to you as a baby kangaroo.. that would be rude. I'll call you Joseph from now on, even though the name on your birth certificate is Joey. My mom has been calling my brother Dong, pretty much as long as I can remember. All of a sudden you can't call him that cause Dong is a servant in one of the dialects in the Philippines? Let's not forget it's also slang for penis. Speaking of penises, sorry Dick. You have an indecent name... change it immediately. I'm sure we all know a Bong or two... no.. not the water bong... my uncle named BONG.

You see what the fuck I'm talking about here? Given the right context, all of these words/names are perfectly fucking normal. However you take a person that lacks common sense or lacks social skills, and all of a sudden it's all a big controversy, basically designed by them to make you look stupid or uneducated for not being better informed. I urge you as normal people with a clue... laugh out loud at these pseudo intellectuals. Let's rid the world of such nonsense. C-A-T does in fact really mean C-A-T. There is no what if it really means D-O-G. Yes the sky IS blue. If you really wanna know why it's blue, look it up. Don't use that question as a way to impress others with your attempts at philosophy. I feel sorry for that lady's children.. ah.. fuck it... i feel sorry for her kids.

Subj:	Delusional Ex
Date:	2/08/2010 05:14 PM
From:	Anonymous
To:	Rog
How do I respond to this? My ex wrote me an email just now and I want to tell him to fuck off. did you reject me as your friend???? lol. i know you have a policy of not talking to your exs, but does that mean we can't even be facebook friends. cmon. we're all grown ups here. lets grab a cup of coffee or something some time. i still have very fond memories of you bambi. ^.~ don't be a stranger. lets catch up some time. He's delusional and he needs to leave me alone. TY.
Rog: WTF is this shit. Are we really butt hurt over an ex not accepting you as a friend? LOL omg.... get the fuck over it.... here's what I think you should say (after getting more information about the relationship): Hey there. Yes. You're absolutely right. I did reject your friend request. Sorry buddy. It is a policy that I don't talk to ex's. So of course we can't be facebook friends. Is it really that much of a stretch to assume my policy would include all forms of communication? How delusional do you have to be to think otherwise? Come on. Really? Since we have our "grown up" hats on, let me explain something to you. You've got to realize that there will be a time when you find out that some friends just aren't worth having. That's where I am with you. I have memories of when we were together too. However, mine aren't so fond. I remember how much shit you talked to your friends about me after we broke up. Need I remind you that you are also the one that broke up with me? I remember how extremely selfish you were. I remember how little class you have in how you carry yourself. You weren't the greatest boyfriend to me. You actually kinda sucked... but that's ok... we've moved on. So the grown up think to do in this situation is just walk away and let it be. Take care of yourself. Yeah.. I'm not a fan of being friends with the ex's. Fuck that. In anticipation of this year's single awareness celebration, I've decided to enter a relationship with myself on facebook... and it's complicated. I will soon be in an open relationship with myself. I encourage you all (my single brothers and sister) to do the same.